Thursday, January 21, 2010

Question and Answer Portion

I was kinda bothered with all the noise outside my house. I know it's Fiest of Sto. Nino but the cheers and the noise was infinity. I went outside and checked it out for a bit.

Ms. Gay 2009 Question and Answer Portion

Host: The next one to answer the question is Ms. Angel Locsin
Host: Please pick a ball.
(Ms. Angel Locsin picked one.)
Host: Ms Angel Locsin have chosen judge number four.
Judge#4: Good evening Ms. Angel Locsin. Here is my quesion. What will you do to prevent Mother Nature?
(Cricket sounds)
Ms. Angel Locsin: Can you repeat the question please?
Judge#4: What...will you do...to prevent Mother Nature?
(Judge#4 looked at the host as if she's requesting to translate her quesion)
Host: Ok Ms. Angel Locsin, you're question was "How will you prevent Global Warming?"
(Ms. Angel Locsin smiled as she understood the question...finally.)
Ms. Angel Locsin: Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I believe...(she continued her speech)

I didn't listen the contestant's answer coz I was filled with laughter and tummy cramps.
I went home laughing out loud. Literally.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Tried

If I love you with all my heart and still you are not contented, at least I did love you the best way I know how.

From Afar

I feel that person's heart beatin', that way those lips, smile, and the eyes... it was genuine happiness...

Transformers

You know how Mom and I really wanted Dick Gordon to win for presidency. He really is talented and skillful, has an awesome track record and considered an "ACTION" person.

One day I saw in the internet that there are 7-Eleven Gulp cups featuring the presidential candidates. I got excited and I told Mom about it. So we went to 7-Eleven in Coastal (near KFC) before heading to our excercise class in In-Flight Center. We were informed that every purchase of Gulp or Slurpee, they'll get to choose a cup and that will be added to 7-Eleven's presidential poll. So Mom purchased 3 cups of Gulp featuring Dick Gordon (which means 3 votes for him! Horay!).

Last December 3, 2009, 8:08am, I posted this on Facebook:

We need "results-people"! I'm not after whose artists are they with or how beautiful their words (or commercials) are. After seeing what they've done and after the debate, my decision is final. My vote goes for Gordon-Fernando Tandem! Go "DOERS"! Go TRANSFORMERS!

Well, we gotta vote for them coz we need GENUINE RESULTS AND CHANGE PEOPLE!!!

Like what Dick did for Subic and Bayani for Marikina, I strongly believe that they know what they will do for the rest of the country.

Dick Gordon:

Dick Gordon is one of the presidentiables in this year's election and I am going to vote for him. Why? Because I believe that in order to choose the RIGHT candidate for presidency, you have to look at his or her track record. Dick Gordon made A LOT for the people. He really does have word of honor. What he says, he just do it.

Be convinced. Know more about him. Vote for him!

Bayani Fernando:

Mom likes him for being a disciplinarian.

True.

We need someone who strictly follows the rules and someone who tells the rules to people because Mom and I believe that ignorance of the law is not an excuse.

I remember one time I got scolded by an MMDA officer. Yes, I have to admit that I really got embarassed. But never ever in my mind that I should be mad about it because first, he is just implementing the rules (thanks to our former MMDA Chairman Bayani, he manage them very well.), second, he is just protecting me and third, I know it is my fault.

Like Dick, Bayani also has a great track record and that for me is important.

People, we have to admit that we are "pasaway" and "matigas ang ulo". If we really want change, let a disciplinarian like him train us. I am not saying be under him but let us be trained like what he did to the Marikina People.

Please. It's very tiring to always vote for the wrong person. It is NOW time to choose the right person for the job. They are the RIGHT PERSONS. Let us vote for them.

Here are their official websites:

http://www.dickgordon2010.com/

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Rica Paras

My sister was with her friends in Glorietta looking for shoes. Fortunately, Rica was there! So my sister, without second thoughts, approached her and took a picture with her.

Rica Paras is the first transgender housemate inside the Pinoy Big Brother House. At first, people feel a little bit awkward but Rica proves everyone that she is more than just a transgender (Well, she doesn't need to prove everyone. She is what she is. She and her love ones know that she is beautiful inside and out and that is what's important.). She's very intelligent. She knows how to speak her mind. She really knows how to deal with different kinds of people. She's been tested with trials and challenges and now, she's stronger than ever.

Rica showed us that she and the other transsexuals are also humans; that they should be respected and be treated fairly and equally. Inside the Pinoy Big Brother House, she also showed her weaknesses. While we all know she's strong, she also has limitations. She still has a soft heart; that some insults, discriminations or issues still hurt her. Nevertheless, she can handle life with a smile.
That's Rica. Beautiful. Inside and out. :-)

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Top 10 Things I Can't Live Without

10. Ballpen
9. Pad/Notebook
8. Reference Books
7. Digicam
6. Cellphone
5. Oven
4. Debit Cards
3. Computer
2. Internet
1. External Hard Disk

So what are the things you can't live without? Comment below :-)

Monday, January 11, 2010

"Downdated" News

Dear PBB fans,

As we all know, Annina came to PBB house before Christmas. Yesterday's January 10, 2010. Don't get it? Read the article.

Thanks to the article, I am now "downdated" with Pinoy Big Brother. Horay! Wooohooo! Happiness!

... What the F. Sheeesh.

Zara Sale!!!

It's ZARA on SALE!!!
50% OFF!!!

Now your shoes that is worth P23,000.00 is now only for P11,500!!!
Buy NOW!!!

... Huh? Buy what? P11,500!?! I can't even buy a shirt worth P250 in Greenbelt and Divisoria and you want me to buy an 11,500-peso item!?! Sheeesh...

P.S. I'm not against ZARA. I love ZARA, she's my babe ;-)

What Vice Or Luxury Can You Not Live Without?

I am happy that there's already a presidential debate/forum in our country because, through these debates and forums, these will help us determine who are we going to vote this coming elections.

But, what I don't understand, why do we have to (always) ask a stupid question.
A guy ask to the former president Erap "What vice or luxury can you not live without?". Is that really a good question? Fine, it is a CHARACTER question but it is a STUPID CHARACTER QUESTION. When it comes to these presidential debates and forums, we have to consider and make our questions a bit serious coz really, this is a serious business. We are talking about presisdency here. We are talking about these candidates and whom are we going to choose. What vice or luxury bla bla. WHAT THE F!

And since the guy asked a stupid question, most probably, the candidate will answer a stupid one.

... But what actually attract my attention and made me realize TO REALLY NOT VOTE THIS PARTICULAR CANDIDATE is when the guy asked again the stupid question "What vice you can live without aside from giving service to the people?" He asnwered:

"I don't have any vice at all except giving service to the people."

BULLCRAP! This former president

smokes
gambles
gets women all over

and then tell eveyone he CAN live without these?
I'm sure, he still smokes until now and CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!

THINK TWICE PEOPLE! WILL YOU VOTE A LIAR?

Ridiculous Questions, Ridiculous Answers

Have you asked something weird or something RIDICULOUS!?
Or does your answer seems to be normal but, thinking about it, it DOES NOT CONNECT to the question!?

When someone slipped off the floor, why do you say

"Are you ok?"
What the heck! You already knew that the person IS NOT OK, yet you still asked the question. DARN!

Or when someone kept using her credit card for shopping and an agent told her that she has $10000 debt, she said

"What happened? Why do I have a $10000 debt!!!?"

Excuse me lady, are you that stupid and you can't figure it out?

Or when a person ask "San ka na?" (Where are you?"), why do you say

"Nasa Jeep nako!" (I'm in a Jeep already.)

What the F! JEEP!!!??? Your answer is that you're in the Jeep already??? Where's the Jeep you D*CK HEAD!

Or when a person ask "Ano 'to?" (What's this?) pointing to the food, why do you say

"Masarap 'to! :-)" (This is delicious)

Hello!?! Are you nuts! The person needs the name of the food not the description of the taste!

DEMMET!!! (Damn it.)

Lie: Being NOT Generous

It's natural when people will tell you that you're lying when you say you are generous. But isn's it insane when you a person told you that you're lying because you said that you are NOT generous?

Yes, I must admit that I WAS generous. But since I am now very cautious with my money, I always keep/save my money in the bank.

One time, I was asking a lil favor to my mom if she could spare me a small amount of money for fare since it's very time-consuming to go to the bank or atm machine to withdraw.

Mom: "Diba I gave you money?"
Me: "Yes mom. But I put it all in the bank."
Mom: "Or you just spent it with your friends???"
Me: "NO Mom! Not at all. It's really all in the bank."

Huhuhu. I'm not generous anymore ok! Please...argh!!! huhuhu.

Affected Display Of Public

Yes, we all know about PDA or Public Display of Attention. We see a lot of couples holding hands while walking (HHWW), holding hands while sitting (HHWS), holding hands while watching movie (just figure out the abbreviation.), smacking, smooching, kissing, bla bla. For me, there's no biggie with that. I mean, they are a couple right? They're just celebrating and doing some acts of love and just proving to the public that they really love each other. It's really not an issue for me.
BUT (yes there's a big BUT[t]), there are limitations on displaying your affection to the public. Coz when it goes beyond the limitations, ADP or Affected Display of Public comes in. WOW, it's new to you right? Not sure about the meaning? Well, here's the story: Me being an ADP.
It was November 21, 2009, Party was held in Crown Plaza. It was J's birthday celebration. It's great coz I've been invited to stay there overnight. Everyone was beautiful and handsome (Yes. INCLUDING ME! if you have a problem with that, back off and stop reading!). We ate alot, drank alot, sang alot, partied alot in the suite.

Since we are all drunk, mixed emotions began filling up the room. Happiness, laughter, sorrow, madness were everywhere. Well, it's still ok for me, coz it's ok to release what's on the inside...EMOTIONALLY!!!

(This is where ADP started.) November 22, 2009. Very early morning. No sun yet.

Unfortunately, someone threw up on  someone's face. K was telling J that K loved J bla bla and seconds later K began throwing all up on J's face. I began to ADP. I covered my face, most especially my nose because the smell was all over. And thanks to his (K) other friend R, who puked on the CARPETED floor, the smell was more concentrated. Well, of course, being their friend, I helped them out. :-) (such a sweet guy)

PLEASE GUYS, DRINK RESPONSIBLY AND KNOW YOUR LIMITS.

Another friend, S, came in. J told me that S loves J and S is stalking J. We also made him drunk. And began telling me the story that, indeed, S truly loves J and it's just J or never. (Such a stupid S***. MOVE ON OK!)That doesn't end there. R, who also puked, talked to T, another friend of ours just right beside the bathroom. Minutes later, they were kissing...minutes later...they were crawling to the side of the bed and do their thing. What's worse, there is a girl (G) sleeping beside them.

So while humping, G was disturbed but didn't bother talking to them coz she thought she knew what they were doing...as in, their heads was on her feet. HUMPING!!! Whatta Birthday S**! Wahahaha.

K, R and T went home. Later, G told us what happened and went home too. Well, I just took a nap coz I can't stop thinking about what happened.

After Sunrise, I told J that it is confirmed that S loves and stalks J. J doesnt really like S... totally doesn't like S. So we just ignored S until S decided to go home. HORAY!!!

The rest (5 of us), cleaned the suited. checked-out, ate lunch and parted ways.

Whew! The End.
P.S. They went to R's condo and talked about it. CONFIRMED! haha! ...eww. I am just soo affected. G too.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Top 10 Symptoms of Being a Workallergic

10. Feeling so heavy when it's time to wake up
9. Always late
8. Feeling sad most of the time
7. Always looking forward on breaks and dismissals
6. Always looking forward to sleep
5. Agrees that "A day off is truly definitely ultimately not enough"
4. Hot-tempered
3. Not enjoying his or her daily activities
2. Hates travelling everyday
1. Usually getting sick

My Life

My life is a colorful one.
Full of paths.
Full of situations.
Full of problems.
Full of triumphs and victories.
Full of mystery.

Maybe I should share it so I could teach or even inspire people.

Hmmm. Ok then :-)

Here's my life. The life of Sal Garcia-Hife.

Friday, January 8, 2010

Nyahaha-Haha

Anyone who've watched Disney's Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs?

There's a scene where Snow White sang with a bird.

"a a a ha ha ha
a a a ha ha
a a a  aaa ha ha ha ha ha ha"

I kept on singing that part whenever I joke around with my closest friends.

Since then, this song made us smile and laugh.

No wonder why the song is entitled "A Smile And A Song"

This song will make you smile and, with me singing it, it would probably make you laugh!

Nya ha ha - ha ha
Nya ha ha - ha ha
Nya ha ha - nyaaa - ha ha ha ha ha ha!

LOL.

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